He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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