I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
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hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
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Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
So much rum. So many feels.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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