we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
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I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
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Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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