we have officially lost it.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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