so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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