chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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