Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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