Do you still have your period?
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
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Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
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my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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