So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
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she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
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I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
You had me at "let me see your balls"
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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