I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
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SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
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Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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