Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
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just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
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no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
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