a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Moan for me like Helen Keller
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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