YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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