He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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