are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
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Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
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My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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