Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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