Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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