What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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