you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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