we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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