Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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