escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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