she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
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2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
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He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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