Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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