Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
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I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
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and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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