the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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