I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
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I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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