Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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