Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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