I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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