What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Randomize
