Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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