Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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