last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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