We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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