You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
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I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
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All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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