I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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