Sponge bath it is.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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