The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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