Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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