who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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