Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
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She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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