Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
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we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
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I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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