So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
OPIZZABONMYDICK
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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