porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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