I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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