But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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