you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
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i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
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I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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