You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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