I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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