May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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