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3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
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He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
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Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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