I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Banned from zoo.
Again?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
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I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Thank you for not boning my boss.
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She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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