normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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