im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
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I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
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We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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